A director decided to award a prize of Rs 5000 for the best idea of saving the company money during recession. It was won by a young executive who suggested reducing the prize money to Rs 500

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Boy: Dog's are a man's best friend

Girl: Diamond's are a girl's best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

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The definition of a perfect wife?

One who helps the husband with the dishes!

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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?

Student: Mice.

Teacher: And what is the plural of baby?

Student: Twins!